KAMUS INGGRIS-JAWA..

1. yes mother dont do that: Yo mbok ojo ngono..
2. your head = enDas mu..
3. your eyes = Matamu…
4. your bald head = GUNDUL MU !!
5. your knees falling down = Dengkulmu anjlog !!
6. your bellybutton on fire = Udhelmu kobong !!
7. your auntie’s money = duwite mbokdemu tah ?
8. your grandfather money = Duwite mBahmu !!
9. your auntie teach you about that? = mbokdemu sing ngajari yoo??
10.your mother goalkeeper = makmu kiper …
11.like that yes like that but don’t be like that = ngono yo ngono ning ojo
ngono
12. my body is not delicious today = awakku lagi gak enak.
13.your face far away = raimu adoh
14.your lips = lambemu

Kata2 tambahan terpopuler :
a. your bellybutton turn up = udelmu bodong
b. your head smell gum benzoin = nDhasmu mambu menyan
c. cricket !!! = jangkrik/diancuk
d. your head was blown = ndasmu njeblug
e. your eyes blind = matamu picek
f. wanna eat your head = Tak kletak ndasmu !

Matur Nuwun…

thanks to Mas Ason @http://laks0n0.wordpress.com/2008/09/20/kamus-aneh/

Kalo film Hollywood di ubah ke boso Jowo (no sara)

Just 4 joke only ( № sara)

Andaikan judul film hollywood diganti pakai bahasa jawa :

#Enemy at the Gates - Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro.

#Die Another Day - Modare Ojo Saiki.

#Die Hard - Gak ono mate'e.

#Die Hard II - Matine Angel Tenan.

#Die Hard III With A Vengeance - Kowe Kok Ra Mate-Mate To ?.

#Die Hard IV (Die) - Jan Tenanan, Arep Mati Kok Angel Tenan.

#Bad Boys - Bocah-Bocah Elek.

#Man of Fire - Wong Lanang Kesumuken.

#No Way Back - Ora Iso Mulih ( kesasar to? ).

#Red Eye - Matane Abang ( klilipan opo? ).

#Casino Royale - Togel Akeh Duite.

#The Hoax - Ngapusi.

#Harry Potter - Harry Dodol Pot.

#Lost in Space - Ilang Neng Awang-awang.

#Cheaper by the Dozen - Tuku Selusin Luwih Murah.

#Paycheck - Kasbon.

#Independence Day - Pitulasan.

#There is Something About Marry - Meri Ono Apa-Apane.

#Silence of the Lamb - Wedhuse Mutung.

#Planet of the Apes - Planete Wong Apes.

#Gone in Sixty Second - Minggat Sakcepete.

#The Abyss - Entek-Entekan.

#Deja Vu - Pangling.

#Terminator - Terminal Montor.

#Lord Of The Ring - Pedagang Akik.

#Deep Impact - Ngantem Njero.

#Million Dollar Baby - Babi Regone Sayuto.

*Blackhawk Down - Manuk Ireng Kenek Bedhil.

#Saving Private Ryan - Ngelesi Privat Mas Ryan ( pancene goblog tenan opo? ).

#Gone With The Wind - Wes Ewes Ewes, Bablas Angine.

#Because I Said So - Dikandani Kok Ngeyel Temen Sih.

sumber: http://www.kaskus.us/showthread.php?t=5116135